Friday, December 23, 2005

Cleopatra's Last Meal...


Cleopatra VII Philopator. Queen of Egypt.
She was living in denial, because... Well she was literally
living off de Nile. De Nile river (denial). Large river that runs through Egypt. Get it?
Er, okay.
Cleopatra was one of the most well known rulers of Egypt. There were many queens of Egypt, but the only one that stands out to this day is Cleopatra.
As powerful women rise to power, Cleopatra certainly knew how the game was played, and played it well.
She co-ruled Egypt with her father Ptolemy XII Auletes.
Just to show you that her lust for power knew no bounds, after her father's passing she ruled with her brother/husband Ptolemy XIV. After Ptolemy's passing, she then ruled with her son Caesarion.
Ever moving up, she eyed the Roman empire. Constantly expanding, she consummated a relationship with Julius Caesar that solidified her grip on the throne. However, a little group led by Brutus nixed that deal and Cleopatra soon aligned with Mark Antony, with whom she produced twins. She later married Mark Antony and gave birth to another son.
With the Roman empire's baking you'd think her grip on Egypt would be unquestionable. However Antony's rival and Caesar's legal heir, Octavian, brought the might of Rome against Egypt. Unable to stand against the might of the Roman navy. Egypt was swept up by the empire. Antony committed suicide and Cleopatra followed after him.

She enjoyed one last deadly meal. It was

Figs

Not your run of the mill figs. These figs had the secret surprise of a deadly asp hiding in the bottom of the bowl. You know what they say about figs? You just can't eat one. Reaching deeper into the bottom of the bowl for the next fig was her last, and thus ended a dynasty.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Mitsugoro Bando VIII Last Meal...


I say Mitsugoro Bando VIII and you say____.

Don't know who Bando is? Here in the United States, you'd get blank stares, but in Japan, Bando is, or was a living national treasure.
Mitsugoro was a Kabuki actor. Kabuki, is a form of traditional Japanese theater.
He was considered the Marlon Brando of Kabuki theater.

Alas, Mitsugoro liked to tempt fate, and fate he surely tempted. He went out to dinner with some friends January 1975. The dish was a memorable one, not only for it was his last, but for the very nature of the dish.

His last meal was:

Fugu liver - Liver from Puffer fish.


Fugu is highly toxic. The fish contains lethal amounts of the poison tetrodotoxin in the internal organs, especially the liver and the ovaries, but also in the skin and the testicles. It is perhaps for this reason that Fugu is considered a delicacy in Japan. Japanese chefs have to specially train to prepare for this dish for 2-3 years, and even then they have to take a series of test before they are licensed Fugu chefs.
The test consists of a written test, a fish identification test, and a practical test of preparing fugu and then eating it. Of course you'd fail the final exam after eating an ill prepared Fugu liver, wouldn't you.
Unfortunately for Mistsugoro, he just didn't eat one servering of Fugu liver, but four. Not one spin at Russian roulette, but four go's at it. Poor fella was just begging to die.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Jean-Claude Paul's Last Meal...


All I have to say is don't mess with Jean-Claude Paul's wife.
Man, is she a killer. . . Literally!
Here's the deal.
Jean-Claude was an Haitian army colonel under Jean-Claude "Baby Doc" Duvalier. Under Baby Doc's regime, things were brutal under Haiti's political system. It was only when Baby Doc fled the country in 1986 that Haiti underwent a number of coup before Jean-Bertrand Aristide was elected president, and even then there were a number of military coup d'etat's he had to deal with. Old Jean-Claude of course needed to fund such actions as well as setup some wealth for himself. Jean-Claude, not happy with Haitian army pay decided to help facilitate cocaine shipments from Columbia, through Haiti into the United States. The payoff was about $40 million dollars in trafficking. Unwilling to share in the profits, Mrs. Paul felt a little slighted and decided that perhaps she should just off her husband and take the $40 million for herself.
She treated to Jean-Claude to a special meal to help things along.

Jean-Claude's last meal was:

Soup Joumou (pumpkin soup)

The soup was poisoned and old Jean-Claude was cocaine trafficking no more.

Friday, December 02, 2005

Last Meal Of The 1,000th Person Executed In US Since Reinstatement Of Capital Punishment


Kenneth Lee Boyd was executed December 2nd 2005 by lethal injection.
Vietnam War vet and convicted murder, he became the 1000th person to be executed in the United States since the Supreme Court reinstatated the death pentaly in 1976.
Unfortunately for Boyd, he didn't want to be remembered in life as Mr. 1000. Hopes of clemency from the Govenor never materialized.

In life as in death, we all get a last meal. Boyd was a meat and potato man for sure.

His last meal was:


New York strip steak
A baked potato with sour cream
Salad with ranch dressing
Cola

He got no dessert.
Should have left room for jello though.