Monday, October 24, 2005

Richard Nixon's Last Meal...In the White House

Richard Nixon, Tricky Dick to his fans. 37th president of the U.S.
Nixon resigned his position as President Of The United States, live on national T.V., on August 9th, 1974. It was through Nixon's Committee to Re-Elect the President or CREEP as it was fondly known, that brought demise to the presidency. The Watergate scandal fleshed out Nixon's administration's rampant corruption, illegality, and deceit. Tax evasion, bribes, illicit campaign contributions as well as secret bombings, and harassed opponents with executive agencies all came to light. One by one his cabinet resigned their position and eventually the cheese stands alone. To escape impeachment and jail, he resigned with his Vice president Gerald Ford to pardon him of any crimes he may or may not have committed.

His last meal in White House was:




Pineapple slices
Milk
Cottage Cheese


A wholesome meal for a relatively unwholesome administration.

2 comments:

Peter Porcupine said...

No ketchup?

Didn't he put ketchup on his cottage cheese?

Mistrmind said...

Ketchup?

Bleech!!!